I have an addiction

So, my name is the Travelling Midwife and I have an addiction. No, it's not touching pregnant women's bellies - well, it is that too, but I'm talking about something much more creepy. The thing is, I like big butts and I cannot lie. At the moment I'm working on trying to get my butt bigger and rounder than it is through many different exercises at the gym and at home. I've gone so far as to even NEARLY ask a personal trainer at the gym what sort of exercises I should be doing. I'm slightly embarassed to ask them though, so the for the moment I've just been googling and looking online at what I should be doing.

When I'm not googling 'how to get a bigger bum' however, I am watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. I've come to the conclusion that Kim Kardashian is my buttspiration. Say whatever you want about her, but girlfriend rocks a really toned derrière.

Photo lifted from http://blog.jokeroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kim-kardashian-butt-red-dress11.jpg

Please, leave some comments confirming to me that I am not a complete freak and it is 100% normal to want this behind! Alternatively, let me know if its weird too. Better still, who is your buttspiration? Or boobspiration? Or legspiration? (I think you the get the message)